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PHALABORWA - SOUTH AFRICA: JUNE 04: Veterinarians treat an African rock python after it was captured from an ambulance on June 4, 2015 near Phalaborwa in South Africa. Paramedics were forced to wait for hours after a rock python was found in the bonnet of the ambulance. The paramedics were called out after workers at the local airport noticed the python during routine checks. African Rock Pythons on average measure between 2.8 - 3.5 meters in length, but this monster python measured 4.12 meters and weighed 31.6 Kg's. "The snake hided into the ambulance as soon as they arrived", says Chairman of Herpetological society in Phalaborwa, Zian Van Den Bergh. "Snakes of this size are scarce and far apart", says Van Den Bergh. The snake will be treated by Van Den Bergh and will be released into a suitable environment nearby in the next few weeks., Image: 247830189, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: FBMD01000a820d0000a3290000a3580000e3590000605c0000a77a000035c5000084cc00005ed4000075de00001f8b0100, Model Release: no, Credit line: Profimedia, Barcroft Media

Žena je imala odraslog pitona, zmiju koju je mnogo volela. Ta njena zmija od 4 metara je odjednom jednostavno prestala da jede. Nakon nekoliko nedelja pokušavanja njene zabrinute gazdarice da je nahrani, nudeći joj sve živo što jedna zmija može poželeti da pojede, očajna žena ju je odnela veterinaru.

Saslušavši celu priču i muku gazdarice, veterinar ju je upitao:
Da li vaša zmija spava s vama noću, obmotava se oko vas ili dogmiže jako blizu, pa se raširi celom svojom dužinom?”

Žena je iznenađeno sa mnogo nade odgovorila:

“Da! Da! Ona to radi svakodnevno i to me čini tako tužnom, jer vidim da nešto traži od mene, a ja joj ne mogu pomoći da se oseća bolje.”

Veterinar je zabrinutim tonom u dahu odgovorio:

“Gospođo, vaš piton nije bolestan, on se priprema da vas pojede. On je, svaki put, gmižući i “grleći” vas, obmotavajući se oko vašeg tela, premeravao veličinu kako bi odmerio koliko ste velik obrok i koliki on mora biti pre napada. I da, ne jede, kako bi imao dovoljno mesta da vas lakše svari pošto vas udavi i proguta.”